Monday, May 13, 2013

Tina says this is my "Crazy Church" article.


Crazy Church Services

By: Dr. Jeff Fuller

The emergency room of the hospital is an unlikely place to find a church service going on, but this is what Tina and Granny Ruby participated in just a few weeks ago.  Well, actually the word “participated” is not the correct word; it was more like they were caught in the crossfire.

Several weeks ago, Granny was taken to an emergency room because she was dehydrated and very sick.  Tina accompanied her and stayed by her side the entire time.  After triage, they were placed in a “ward” with three beds, separated by curtains. 

Once settled into the ward, with Granny as the only patient in this particular room, the nurses began the process of attempting to find what may be the culprit for Granny.  Fluids were attached, medication was administered, and for the most part the word I was getting by text messaging was that it was going to be a long night.

While Tina was texting me, sharing her feelings about having to wait on results to test being conducted on Ruby and the frustration of a full emergency room, the text turned to play-by-plays regarding the additions to the ward.  While I am sharing these messages with you, I would love to fill in the blanks along the way, but I cannot write fiction as well as sharing the reality of the moment.

“We are now next to a major looney tooney…crazy…needing Haldol in a hurry!” Tina typed.

My response was a typical male response, as I was not really paying attention and quite sleepy, “Huh?”

Tina responded with, “They have just brought a major psycho in next to us.”

I excused my question with, “Oh, I thought you were talking about yourself.”

None too rattled, Tina typed, “No…now two…oh my Lord!  Ok, now we officially have three of a kind.  Three queens, or at least they think they are!  Pitiful!”

A once empty ward was filling up rapidly.  Granny was now not alone and neither was Tina.  In the beds around the four person ward, the attendants had arrived with two more women.  One was a potential patient heading toward committal and the other was someone who goes from emergency room to emergency room, seeking some type of relief to a conceived medical problem.

My response was, “Entertainment has arrived.”

Tina was typing furiously now, “I told one of the nurses to get me some Haldol and I would be glad to show her how to use it!  One crazy wants a lawyer and her pastor; the one across the way gave her the name of her lawyer!  Behind curtain number three, she is Medea, needing a Prozac now!”

It was sounding like Tina was having fun, and I just yawned as I read the text.

Tina asked, “You want to be the lawyer?”

Afraid Tina was about to mention my name, I replied, “No, not the pastor either.”

While one was stationed on one end of the large room, the other was on the other end, and each was pouring out their struggles and heartaches.  Tina advised, “Medea is mouthing major.  ‘We have no problems.’  All three have man problems; said their men have driven them crazy!”

The entire time, Ruby and Tina are in the middle of all this spectacle.  Ruby is wanting to know what is going on and Tina is attempted to keep both of them safe.  Tina is afraid that at any minute the other patients will include them in the storm brewing within the walls of the ward; the room gets smaller and smaller.  Added to this, the nurses had heard the commotion in the ward and shut the sliding door, thus preventing any escape, even by the two sane ones in the crowd.

Tina types, “Update: Medea’s son and man have come into the ward.”

This was not to be any comfort to anyone, even my girls, as they had already taken time for confession; they had already confessed that the men in their lives had been the reason they are in the position they found themselves in at the present time.

Tina continues the commentary, by texting, “Now curtain number one is said to ‘chill out dude and give me something for my head’…A true drug seeker.  Medea has thrown a chair and gotten drug seeker crying and freaking…where are the TV cameras?”

My sweet wife has a good question.  Without the cameras, this reality is almost more than we can believe.  But, believe me, this really happened.

“Now they are preaching to each other and casting out demons!  I’d pass the plate but I’m afraid what may come back in it,” Tina typed.

Relief finally came for Ruby and Tina, as they were wheeled out of the ward and repositioned them to the cardiac unit.  But this left the three queens on their own, to face whatever the future held.  As for my two lovely girls, they were now safe and sound in the care of some very patient and understanding nurses, who had heard the commotion on the other hall.

In very unlikely places, church services are conducted.  Even though this sounded more like a free for all, there are some lessons to learn.  One of those lessons is simple and obvious: these three woman came to a place of medical services to find help for their problems.  We also must learn that we are to go to God for help with our problems.  Our help in time of need will not be found in the multitude of devices and distractions of this world, but only in the place of refuge.

Secondly, confession is good for the soul.  We are to confess our sins to God and to one to another, doing whatever is required of us in the Word of God to make the changes necessary to live the life of Christ-likeness in this world.  It is not the easiest thing to do, but you will find blessing in the sweet relief of His Son’s cleansing flood and forgiving grace.

Lastly, stay close to Him as He administers the healing only He can give.  Too many rush in and rush out of His presence, without a glimpse of His power and purifying touch upon our lives.  We must take time to bathe in His light of mercy and allow Him to pull and pluck out those things which are contrary to His ways for our life.

I am reminded of Isaiah writings today.  I believe this would apply to us:

“Those who trust in the Lord will renew their strength; they will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary; they will walk and not faint.” (Isaiah 40:31 HCSB)

 

Until next time…

 

No comments:

Post a Comment